Archive for October, 2009

If you got caught between two criminal gangs money-illegal arms war ?

lets assume you’re out jogging on a bitter cold winters morning and you notice a bunch of men in trench coats and sun glasses approaching another bunch of professionaly dressed shady figures.
You sneak behind a tree and observe the events as they unfold and one of them follows a guy to the trunk of their [...]

how about from now on all the ladies?

wear yellow ribbons in their hair
wear big blue bonnets or pink cowboy hats
only wear long dresses with bustles
only ride horses side saddle
stay in the barn with the horses
plant corn and beans while we guys go fishing and hunting
go fight all the wars
sleep under the bed until the men get cold
laugh because you know I am [...]

When you were at primary infants school did you chase the Easter Bunny at Easter?

Our school had this cardboard cut out of a bunny and all the kids would chase round looking for him as he popped his head out of the windows. Whoever caught the bunny got a big chocolate egg.
We also used to have an Easter Bonnet Parade where the one with the best bonnet would win. [...]

Searching for an older blockbuster commercial?

A younger brother is explainin how his older brother always challenges him to video games and always beats him at them and makes a huge deal about it, almost like he’s world champ or something. So finally the younger brother finds out about Blockbuster’s new extended rental program for Video games.
The younger brother spends all [...]

is a dented car bonnet an mot failure?

someone has reversed into my honda civic 1.6lsi in a 4×4 and driven off, and its pushed in the bonnet up and in,so it looks raised,but it still ataches correctly, is an mot failure? can any1 help thanks
No not if it still closes properly and wont ping up as you drive along.

Where can I find the lever to open the bonnet of a fiat punto?

I’ve looked everywhere beneath the steering wheel and just can’t seem to figure out what opens the bonnet. Thanks in advance.
it is underneth the steering wheel on the right side the red handle pull that then u have to go to yor bonnet and there is a clip u push right in the midle just [...]

All I Need to Know About Life I Learned from the Easter Bunny?

Don’t put all of your eggs in one basket.
Walk softly and carry a big carrot.
Everyone needs a friend who is all ears.
There’s no such thing as too much candy.
All work and no play can make you a basket case.
A cute little tail attracts a lot of attention.
Everyone is entitled to a bad hare day.
Let happy [...]

All I Need to Know About Life I Learned from the Easter Bunny?

Don’t put all of your eggs in one basket.
Walk softly and carry a big carrot.
Everyone needs a friend who is all ears.
There’s no such thing as too much candy.
All work and no play can make you a basket case.
A cute little tail attracts a lot of attention.
Everyone is entitled to a bad hare day.
Let happy [...]

i don’t no weather to go as a bride or a big baby for my horse fancy dress compotition ?

hi i am going to a horse and rider fancy dress comp i have narrowed it down to 2 things 1 a big baby i will ware a dipper ,a bib, slippers, dummy, bonnet and my horse will ware a big dipper around her back halve and ribbon in mane a dummy and other stuff [...]

i don’t no weather to go as a bride or a big baby for my horse fancy dress compotition ?

hi i am going to a horse and rider fancy dress comp i have narrowed it down to 2 things 1 a big baby i will ware a dipper ,a bib, slippers, dummy, bonnet and my horse will ware a big dipper around her back halve and ribbon in mane a dummy and other stuff [...]