If you got caught between two criminal gangs money-illegal arms war ?

Posted on October 29th, 2009 by admin

lets assume you’re out jogging on a bitter cold winters morning and you notice a bunch of men in trench coats and sun glasses approaching another bunch of professionaly dressed shady figures.

You sneak behind a tree and observe the events as they unfold and one of them follows a guy to the trunk of their car and opens it. A brief case of some sort is opened and then closed again. The man seems pleased, and then he whistles at a comrade to bring a large duffel bag of some sort, unzipping it and showing its contents.

Both parties are pleased – and then out of the blue, the brief case men pull out AK-47’s and begin firing at their counter parts, the stunned duffel bag men take cover behind their vehicles and return fire with their semi-automatics and 9mm’s.

Both parties suffer heavily casualties and only a handful of men are left, injured too. A third car with a man wearing a ‘casper the ghost’ mask drives right into the brief case leader breaking his legs in the process, he gets out of his car walks up to the gang leader and fires 5 shots into his body the final one into his temple at point blank range.

now, in reality only a male would be witnessing this kind of thing because females would have nervous breakdowns or start crying.

but lets assume even a female could be witnessing this heh.

casper the ghost walks around the other vehicles and takes out a few other injured dying men (no witnesses left) and then he opens the bonnet and takes the duffel bag and drives off.

You approach the bullet ridden black lexus saloon and open the trunk and the brief case is there – you open it and to your shock, you are stareing at £500,000 in un-marked bills, neatly placed in polythene bagging.

Do you take the money and go home ?
call the police ?
leave the case and go home ?

I’d take the money heh

but what would you do in this fictitious scenario ?

Oh, that kind of cash, you’d better believe I’d be taking it. Thought I’d be making damn sure I didn’t leave any evidence behind that I was there, that’s all I need is the feds thinking I’m Casper. Maybe an anonymous tip from a payphone in an area that is completely out of my way and I will likely never visit again, but busy enough that nobody remembers a nondescript person using the telly, give them just enough to keep them interested while I take off to parts undisclosed with my new found independence.

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how about from now on all the ladies?

Posted on October 29th, 2009 by admin

wear yellow ribbons in their hair
wear big blue bonnets or pink cowboy hats
only wear long dresses with bustles
only ride horses side saddle
stay in the barn with the horses
plant corn and beans while we guys go fishing and hunting
go fight all the wars
sleep under the bed until the men get cold
laugh because you know I am joking with all this
smile because you know I am serious about all this

:)

oh Holiday, how you make me smile

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When you were at primary infants school did you chase the Easter Bunny at Easter?

Posted on October 29th, 2009 by admin

Our school had this cardboard cut out of a bunny and all the kids would chase round looking for him as he popped his head out of the windows. Whoever caught the bunny got a big chocolate egg.

We also used to have an Easter Bonnet Parade where the one with the best bonnet would win. Did you have this?
There was this girl that always won the Bonnet Parade every year, her name was Carrie, and she only won because her mum used to buy the hats! We were actually supposed to make them and not buy them. I really hated her. I did win once, I made a punk style top hat and the teachers loved it (I must have looked weird – I was only 6 and I looked like a mad punk/goth nobleman – I wore a tailcoat with it too).

Hahahaha.. we had an easter hat parade too….. i was soo close to winning one year but.. CHLOE, who got her mum to make her hat, won. Injustice!!!

Searching for an older blockbuster commercial?

Posted on October 29th, 2009 by admin

A younger brother is explainin how his older brother always challenges him to video games and always beats him at them and makes a huge deal about it, almost like he’s world champ or something. So finally the younger brother finds out about Blockbuster’s new extended rental program for Video games.

The younger brother spends all week practiceing his video game and then challenges his brother. The younger brother finally wins and his older brother is devastated. The scene changes and shows the younger brother pushing his older brother through the mall. His older brother in a big stroller with a baby bonnet on and a blue (in some of the commercials yellow) footed sleeper. Then the older brother’s gf or mother, one of the two I can’t remember, comes up to them and looks down into the stroller and says, "Dan?!" and the older brother goes "waah!" And that’s how it ends.

Anyways, I thought this commercial was funny; if anyone knows where to find it, I’d appreciate it. Thanks!
I’ve looked on youtube and it’s not there as far as I can see. I know it has to be somewhere.

YOUTUBE man just type in blockbuster commercial

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is a dented car bonnet an mot failure?

Posted on October 29th, 2009 by admin

someone has reversed into my honda civic 1.6lsi in a 4×4 and driven off, and its pushed in the bonnet up and in,so it looks raised,but it still ataches correctly, is an mot failure? can any1 help thanks

No not if it still closes properly and wont ping up as you drive along.

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Where can I find the lever to open the bonnet of a fiat punto?

Posted on October 29th, 2009 by admin

I’ve looked everywhere beneath the steering wheel and just can’t seem to figure out what opens the bonnet. Thanks in advance.

it is underneth the steering wheel on the right side the red handle pull that then u have to go to yor bonnet and there is a clip u push right in the midle just underneth the bonnet push wen u found it and pull the bonnet up

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All I Need to Know About Life I Learned from the Easter Bunny?

Posted on October 27th, 2009 by admin

Don’t put all of your eggs in one basket.
Walk softly and carry a big carrot.
Everyone needs a friend who is all ears.
There’s no such thing as too much candy.
All work and no play can make you a basket case.
A cute little tail attracts a lot of attention.
Everyone is entitled to a bad hare day.
Let happy thoughts multiply like rabbits.
Some body parts should be floppy.
Keep your paws off other people’s jellybeans.
The grass is always greener in someone else’s basket.
An Easter bonnet can tame even the wildest hare.
To show your true colors you have to come out of your shell.
The best things in life are still sweet and gooey!
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So, enjoy the Easter holiday this weekend. Find your Easter eggs and enjoy all the chocolate. We will not be experiencing such an early Easter again in our lifetime……Happy Easter everyone……… Skycat…!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That’s so nice!!!
Have a wonderful Easter Skycat!!
I think you make a lot of people here smile :-)

All I Need to Know About Life I Learned from the Easter Bunny?

Posted on October 27th, 2009 by admin

Don’t put all of your eggs in one basket.
Walk softly and carry a big carrot.
Everyone needs a friend who is all ears.
There’s no such thing as too much candy.
All work and no play can make you a basket case.
A cute little tail attracts a lot of attention.
Everyone is entitled to a bad hare day.
Let happy thoughts multiply like rabbits.
Some body parts should be floppy.
Keep your paws off other people’s jellybeans.
The grass is always greener in someone else’s basket.
An Easter bonnet can tame even the wildest hare.
To show your true colors you have to come out of your shell.
The best things in life are still sweet and gooey!
—————————————————————————

So, enjoy the Easter holiday this weekend. Find your Easter eggs and enjoy all the chocolate. We will not be experiencing such an early Easter again in our lifetime……Happy Easter everyone……… Skycat…!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That’s so nice!!!
Have a wonderful Easter Skycat!!
I think you make a lot of people here smile :-)

i don’t no weather to go as a bride or a big baby for my horse fancy dress compotition ?

Posted on October 27th, 2009 by admin

hi i am going to a horse and rider fancy dress comp i have narrowed it down to 2 things 1 a big baby i will ware a dipper ,a bib, slippers, dummy, bonnet and my horse will ware a big dipper around her back halve and ribbon in mane a dummy and other stuff my second choice is a bride and groom me wedding dress flowers ribbon in mane bow tie on horse and a tuxedo so please help me with more idears only for these two though so give me heaps of idears and help me choose thanks

Bride and groom. That’s so cute. Everyone loves their horses, so it’s pretty much a marriage :p

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i don’t no weather to go as a bride or a big baby for my horse fancy dress compotition ?

Posted on October 27th, 2009 by admin

hi i am going to a horse and rider fancy dress comp i have narrowed it down to 2 things 1 a big baby i will ware a dipper ,a bib, slippers, dummy, bonnet and my horse will ware a big dipper around her back halve and ribbon in mane a dummy and other stuff my second choice is a bride and groom me wedding dress flowers ribbon in mane bow tie on horse and a tuxedo so please help me with more idears only for these two though so give me heaps of idears and help me choose thanks

Bride and groom. That’s so cute. Everyone loves their horses, so it’s pretty much a marriage :p

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