How can I stop my neighbours’ cats sleeping on my car bonnet?


Park your car on its roof.

Simple really.

: )

12 Responses to “How can I stop my neighbours’ cats sleeping on my car bonnet?”

  1. Park your car on its roof.

    Simple really.

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  2. put a blanket over it…the cat won’t like the blanket but, hey, he asked for it.
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  3. murder the cat …. plain and simple!

    easy body to dispose of.
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    there, i said it.

  4. ★KitKat Sp!ce wants J&S★ on August 29th, 2009 at 3:29 am

    put grease on it….the cat will slide off ;p
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    KK =D

  5. Kevin, Unicorn Pride! on August 29th, 2009 at 4:10 am

    hold on let me get out my english to english dictionary….

    oh a bonnet is the hood. have you tried rubbing butter all over the bonnet so the cats will slip right off?
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  6. .357 magnum
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    nuff said

  7. get some asian neighbors. You’ll never have that problem again
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  8. How about hosing them wit water while they are sleepin But i dont see whats wrong with a cat sleeping
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  9. start sleeping in their litter box
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  10. Leave the bonnet open and the engine running.
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  11. Tie a mad dog to the bumper.
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  12. Car bonnet? are you British?

    At my old apartment there was a cat that used to somehow manage to find mud, then walk around in it, then hop on the hood of my car and walk all over it. The older woman that lived downstairs suggested puttin a cup with a moth balls (no not real moth testicles, I have no idea what they are made of) but anyway put a cup with couple of moth balls on the car and they do not like the smell. I tried it and it worked! good luck!
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