The Vile Pimple Experience
Last night I had an encounter that made me wish I hadn’t done what I had done before. I thought I heard a whisper from dreamland, but when I looked up, I saw what I thought was an angel. That’s when the horror began. My friend began laughing at me, and threw me a pocket mirror. Right smack dab in the middle of my left cheek was the most disgusting looking pile of acne I had ever seen in my entire life. My friends stood, shrieked, and pointed at me as if I were a pod person from “Invasion Of The Body Snatchers.” Then this unusual looking man tossed me very curious looking apparatus, that turned out to be a connoisseur blackhead removal tool.And after that we started singing old Beatles’ songs.